By Jeff Strand
Jeff Strand is the writer of a host of demented books, together with strain, DWELLER, a foul DAY FOR VOODOO, WOLF HUNT, unmarried WHITE PSYCHOPATH SEEKS comparable, BENJAMIN'S PARASITE, FANGBOY, THE SINISTER MR. CORPSE, and many others. Three-time Bram Stoker Award finalist. Three-time Bram Stoker Award loser. Four-time Bram Stoker Award grasp of Ceremonies.
Strand could be top recognized for his ability at balancing funny and terrible parts in a single story. Socially Awkward Moments with an Aspiring Lunatic showcases that infrequent expertise wonderfully.
This tale is gross, humorous, frightening, and simply simple aggravating. Jeff Strand is magnificent and he could be locked away.
Bust-your-gut humorous. Strand isnt basically off his rocker right here, hes out of his freakin mind!
Author Strand has the pleasant skill to ladle out laughter and horror in heaping helpings, and those tales provide either enjoyable and worry in both huge doses.
Gleefully Macabre Tales
Ready to discover an effective strategy to dump the truck choked with lifeless infants? within the temper to chuckle on the sight of your individual blood? good, women and gents, my ghoulishly humorous brief tale assortment, Gleefully Macabre stories, is now available!
“Disposal” (new to the paperback edition–previously released as a stand-alone hardcover)
“Really, particularly Ferocious” (the notorious “wiener dog” story)
“Socially Awkward Moments With An Aspiring Lunatic” (from the long-sold-out chapbook)
“Them previous West Mutations” (just a superb outdated “giant man-eating cockroaches within the previous West” yarn)
“One of Them” (a younger boy visits a such a lot disagreeable carnival freak exhibit indeed…)
“Roasting Weenies through Hellfire” (sort of like domestic by myself, yet with plenty of splatter, a zombie, and the devil)
A grisly and stressful model of “The 3 Little Pigs” “Mr. Sensitive” (a leg-crossing, cringe-inducing cautionary tale)“BrainBugs” (they’re in there…squirming around…)
“The Socket” (sorry…this one’s sick!)
“Special Features” (it could be the final DVD statement tune you ever hear to)
“Werewolf Porno” and “Sex Potion #147″ (from the sold-out chapbook humorous tales of frightening Sex)
Gracious! There’s even more…
A couple of great stories: “Glimpses” and “Abbey’s Shriek”
A double characteristic of vacation silliness: “Howard, the 10th Reindeer” and “Howard Rises Again”
A transcript of my 2006 and 2007 international Horror conference Gross-Out Contest entries (complete with embarrassed writer commentary)
And there’s much more a laugh depravity! “High Stakes.” “Wasting Grandpa.” “A chunk for a Bite.” “Bad Coffee.” “An Admittedly unnecessary yet Mercifully short tale With extraterrestrial beings In It.” “Munchies.” “I carry the Stick.” “Scarecrow’s Discovery.” “Cap’n Hank’s 5 Alarm Nuclear Lava Wings.” “The undesirable sweet House.” And sure, much more! (Six extra, actually.)
Not to say a number of pages of tale notes in the back of the e-book, for these of you who're into that kind of thing.
Previously released as a 300-copy hardcover restricted version via Delirium Books.